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Army Military Funny

Guide for cross service jargon -

TAGS: army marines airforce
Rating: 4.74/5

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ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:04 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh ..
blackdeath159 - June 26, 2012, 2:15 am
Hmmm.... don't the SEAL's call PJ's when they need help?
Pcat - April 24, 2012, 2:43 pm
I actually dont like the A-10....Bad rep for killing Marines....I prefer the AC-130
66gt40lm - April 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
There are people that do actually do **** in the AF, I just hate the reputation that the nonners got the AF. It's funny, though, because I actually do something in the AF. That A-10 you love so much is in the air because of me.
jedimonk - April 16, 2012, 2:06 pm
Work smarter, not harder; Unless you are incapable of the first.
GrandGremlin - April 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
I am just glad that I served with the 1% of Americans who volunteered for military service. I have served with members from all branches. All contributed to the defense of the U.S. Constitution. I wish to take nothing away from any US veteran.
Pcat - April 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Your sir are either a civilian or a POG in the AF. Either im glad I joined the Marines and not some branch of service that turns out service members as soft as marshmallows Semper Fi
OTC - April 16, 2012, 5:27 am
I'm not mad and I didn't bother with AF either, I went straight to the Marines.
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Missed a perfect ASVAB score by one point. Proud Army veteran, thanks.
celticairborne - April 16, 2012, 12:54 am
66, don't speak unless you have anyclue what you're talking about. I bet my ASVAB is much higher than yours and most of the Air Force. I joined the Army because I wanted to do something. And AF SO=joke. I've been working joint SO for the last 8 years.
50cal - April 15, 2012, 9:16 pm

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Only upside of airforce is base housing and better golf courses. Other then that it the same as any other. If you want to go there AF spec has limited participation in ops headed by ASF and Seals ;)
66gt40lm - April 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Silly people from the Marines and Army get mad because they can't get into the Air Force. I guess getting a higher score on the ASVAB really does help. It's not like it's hard to do, why do they complain? Also, AF Spec Ops>other branch Spec Ops any day.

Guide to Hand Signals -

The difference -

Officers -

TAGS: officer usmc army navy b***erbar
Rating: 4.8/5

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50cal - May 12, 2012, 11:45 am

SO true!

Cav Scout -

TAGS: army cav
Rating: 4.33/5

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curlyrocks - April 3, 2013, 6:22 pm
Well at least no one needs to ask or tell

Army women from around the world -

TAGS: army women world globe
Rating: 4.7/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:30 pm
I don't know about you, but I could really go for some Italian cuisine
nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2014, 8:53 pm
The Swedish woman looks bad*ss!
JesusWept - December 6, 2012, 12:26 pm
arcticfalcon662 - September 27, 2012, 6:10 am
LOL. Yep...
foxrecon19d - April 22, 2012, 2:45 pm
Pcat - April 19, 2012, 12:21 am
hmm......seems as thought iran has unlocked the power of the force....looks like that nuke power is actually jedi powerd

New awards -

Not today! -

TAGS: squirrel army
Rating: 4.55/5

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GermanyBall - September 14, 2014, 2:12 pm
Bird get rekt

Win -

TAGS: army win
Rating: 4.34/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
Not a Marine, not A Sailor, Not a Fighter Pilot. Only a Paratrooper from Eighty-Second Airborne would have the stones to do this. "Gory gory what a helluva way to die!"
GroPlea - July 14, 2012, 11:37 pm
Big win Soldier! I know this pic has been around for a while but, you prove that our military members are superior in every way to the political elites who try to use you in the most shameless and opportunistic fashion...

Germany, work hard party hard.... -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.18/5

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Now that is an awesome grill!! -

TAGS: pistol grill cookout army win
Rating: 5/5

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AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am

Obama fail -

Chairforce? -

EOD prank -

New local enforcement -

TAGS: army chopper
Rating: 4.85/5

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deathorfire1 - August 6, 2012, 4:08 pm
Well $hit.
falloutghoul - August 1, 2012, 10:31 pm
I can see brown streaks on that side of the road, and in people's car seats.

Concertina wire sucks to put up...... -

TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.82/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
Ugh... I remember Tina, was a pain in the 4th poc...
awesomerice - December 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
demonstration on the purpose of c-wire?

US Army Soldier Expresses His Feelings -

TAGS: us army
Rating: 4.6/5

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dhamner - May 30, 2013, 3:33 pm
that was said by a Marine Corps scout xniper, not an army rifle grunt..

Women -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.7/5

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thatmfguy - November 29, 2011, 5:35 pm
wow...even b r e a s t is censored?!?!
thatmfguy - November 29, 2011, 5:35 pm
Front leaning bre***..err..rest position, move!
deChelca - November 18, 2011, 10:14 pm
Wow. Uh, dang. Wow. 5 faps.

Happy Easter -

TAGS: wwii artillery army
Rating: 4.78/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
SURE he can, it's spelled M102 HE
falloutghoul - January 8, 2012, 4:55 pm
Can't spell Adolf.

Ladies in service -

TAGS: army ammo grenades
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2013, 10:43 pm
Does my Gun Foo impress you?
jedimonk - December 27, 2012, 9:44 am
so incredibly ***y!

US Army Sniper -

TAGS: us army
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:09 pm
M14... We Like.

COD in the army.... -

TAGS: fail army cod
Rating: 4.92/5

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EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:31 am
50cal - February 27, 2012, 9:37 pm

Prefer to go in knifing....
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:43 pm
So many campers...so few grenades...

MI -

Safety briefing..... -

Army crib -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.88/5

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Well, at least the camo works somewhere.... -

Canadians.... -

TAGS: fail army
Rating: 4.94/5

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Priceless -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.8/5

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vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:57 pm
falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 1:25 pm
Thank you MasterCard.

Why the branches have communication issues between them -

So much fail.... why.... why are you still in? -

TAGS: army national guard
Rating: 4/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2016, 5:50 pm
He's probably either a computer tech expert or something.
Vic - January 13, 2013, 2:11 pm
Actually, douchebag, I currently in the NG and worked with more than my fair share of these f***s who were/are AD. We've had a few of them in our unit and busted them out. Pull your head out of your arse and learn beyond your bias.
vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:51 pm
Also, that's just not right, disgracing my Army that way..
vincentdb82 - October 11, 2012, 5:50 pm
it's the ones like this that an ahole classmate used to mock the army in his facebook posts... Bad grunt...
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 4:04 pm
NG, there's a reason we called them "No Go's"
Gramaticus - December 25, 2011, 6:37 pm
Look at their patches. National Guard has ... different... standards sometimes.
pcat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:55 am
more like "eat all you can eat"
GySgt1811a - December 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
Oh Jeez! He's "being all he can be."
Nagard - December 21, 2011, 3:35 am
Quite simple... The other ones are not strong enough to roll him out.

Snipers -

I hate this uniform set.... -

I can dig it! -

TAGS: army attachment
Rating: 5/5

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supertrooper7957 - May 1, 2012, 4:19 am
Who needs an Xbox to play Gears of War???
tobillama - November 10, 2011, 2:26 pm
lol epic
falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 6:29 pm
I "SAW" what he did there...

Truth -

Don't do it.... -

TAGS: army navy marines airforce
Rating: 4.95/5

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Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:48 pm
Saw that in the Stan

Oh yeah -

TAGS: tanks army
Rating: 4.56/5

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p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 4:24 am
Saw a similar post done by the Russians, A late model T-80 or T-90 prototype. Looks like Russian Reactive Armor.
50cal - February 13, 2014, 8:10 am

Not at all, I did joint ops with the french while I was stationed in Germany. They have some good tactics, the only issues are your numbers! You don't have many!
olivanto - February 12, 2014, 2:26 pm
it'a a Leclerc... French. I'll not explain here this is one of the best tank of the world, you rednecks probably think french army use only bayonet and is unabled to make war, despite of we exit since 16 centuries...
DoucheNugget - January 21, 2012, 4:47 pm
It sure looks like one. it has barrel stabilization just like the M1As do so firing on the move is cake.
50cal - December 12, 2011, 11:19 am

Not sure to be honest!
nvmname - December 11, 2011, 3:13 pm
lol.. just like a GTA
falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:28 pm
That's a T-90, right?

ill let you decide -

TAGS: army dust off medical patch
Rating: 4.68/5

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SandySailor - February 19, 2012, 2:46 am
Stolen patch fail. Thats just an attempted reboot of 2515th Naval Air Ambulance Detachment. Charlie Company needs to come up with their own patches!
brenden - February 3, 2012, 4:40 am
;) Epic pic

Chuck Norris approved -

TAGS: chuck norris soldier army
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - March 24, 2012, 6:18 pm
Not only approved, but blessed.

Drone operators get their medal -

Whoa! -

TAGS: army fail
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 2, 2013, 8:11 pm
US Air Force Special Forces.

I just bite anything that moves when I get there right? -

Infantry -

Flash -

TAGS: army
Rating: 5/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:52 pm
You can be civilized only because rough men who stand ready to do violence on your behalf. Until you're ready to grab a rifle and stand a post, you have no right to enjoy the freedom he provides and then question the manner in which he provides it.
dhamner - May 30, 2013, 8:11 pm
@realogic, I think it's a way they deal with combat... I don't think writing a stupid joke means that they are filth...
realogic - January 11, 2013, 5:45 pm
And yes I do realise that there are good soldiers out there, but it's too bad they get overshadowed by filth like this.
realogic - January 11, 2013, 5:45 pm
Maybe it's things like this that kinda piss off people in those countries. Imagine being a regular Iraqi and seeing that thing? Or like the one with the guy with a giant "Infidel" tattoo on his stomache. No wonder soldiers are branded as retarded.
AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 1:56 am
Love it..!
North78 - April 2, 2012, 1:28 am
Cool studio!

Pay the toll -

Not cool man.... -

TAGS: bomb eod army
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - March 24, 2012, 6:13 pm
More than one thing goes BANG!
EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:41 am

Facepalm -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.95/5

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motinet - July 25, 2011, 10:26 pm

so much win

Women like big guns! -

TAGS: women army
Rating: 4.9/5

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AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 1:54 am
Hey what are those AF girls doing on that M1..? Should be on an F-15E.. they are better..
pcat101 - January 18, 2012, 6:29 pm
thats right baby grab that coax
50cal - August 6, 2011, 10:58 am

not to big, not to small, just right! lol
DesertRanger - August 5, 2011, 12:49 pm
Women's Love The M1

This has got to be national guard.... AD would discharge him! -

TAGS: army fatboy fail nationalguard fail
Rating: 3.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2014, 9:02 pm
This guy's probably a cop tech or something. Meanwhile the Marine can barley read and can barely count without taking off his shoes.
supplyfishy - March 12, 2013, 2:00 am
any one els see the US marine sitting at the table (new PT geir is the same for all branches now i belive or this could be a base mess hall point and case im nat guard and we PT just as hard as army we just aren't forced to We ARE responsible not sgts
supplyfishy - January 21, 2013, 4:06 pm
I'm in the national guard. there's like one fat guy at my drill and hes doing great at losing weight dont knock all national guardsmen just for the bad ones. its just like the chairforce there not all bad,
Rellik - November 15, 2012, 5:55 pm
WTF??? I was 10pounds over my weight and I got yelled @ so much what the hell is that and I was national guard.
spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 12:59 pm
people like that fat slob give the army a bad name... even though he is national guard that is a disgrace to the uniform, now take it off and go gut yourself!!!

Awesome -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.97/5

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quetch - September 12, 2012, 9:12 am

Truth! -

Don't touch! -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mans best friend -

TAGS: dogs army
Rating: 4.68/5

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Murphy's of Combat -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.91/5

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Man's best friend! -

TAGS: win army
Rating: 4.82/5

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dudeishehot - February 22, 2012, 10:10 am
Seen those before, you toss them in the window before you kick the door in

Home away from home.... -

TAGS: mcdonald army iraq
Rating: 4.65/5

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pacman651 - December 8, 2012, 10:11 am
No Bdelurey its no joke, you can have a quarter pounder with cheese while u play in the sand box.
Gramaticus - May 22, 2012, 1:19 pm
I never saw an Applebee's, but there was a KFC at the port in Kuwait. That was in April 2004 on our way home!
coffeedevil - March 16, 2012, 9:58 pm
WHAT!? This is a pic from Kuwait! There is no damm apple-bees down range!
50cal - February 4, 2012, 10:26 am

Nope, they got an apple-bees too if I recall correctly...
Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:28 pm
are you kidding me

Barracks life -

TAGS: army barracks military
Rating: 4.93/5

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AirForce1 - August 28, 2012, 2:16 am
I'm just glad he had the fire extinguisher near by..
falloutghoul - August 18, 2012, 5:08 pm
Septic Tank, right?

Flying tank -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.92/5

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How you wind up with PTSD!!! -

Clip vs Magazine -

Banana Split -

TAGS: tank army
Rating: 4.93/5

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GySgt1811 - September 24, 2011, 11:20 pm

Awesome MTek Facial Armor -

TAGS: army armor
Rating: 4.88/5

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EvilDeath99 - March 16, 2012, 9:32 am
Awesome head gear

So much trouble for this.... -

WTF over!!! -

TAGS: ball army fail
Rating: 4.43/5

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dragonrider33 - February 26, 2014, 1:16 pm
Someone needs to take her out to the curb with the rest of the trash. Should never been allowed in with that outfit on.

Speed trap -

TAGS: army tank
Rating: 4.86/5

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New troops -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.71/5

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erpiv1 - March 17, 2012, 11:28 pm
Secret weapon: Coffee

Santa's got a gun -

TAGS: santa army
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells, Jingle all the way... Oh what fun it is to shoot the Taliban from far away
tobillama - November 10, 2011, 2:50 pm
lol idgaf what is said thats epic!
50cal - October 4, 2011, 10:58 am

Awesome episode!
deChelca - September 6, 2011, 10:45 am
Futurama's Santa Claus!

Forever a soldier -

Some one is about to get in trouble..... -

TAGS: army ranks
Rating: 4.73/5

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Gramaticus - May 22, 2012, 1:16 pm
He'd rather show up like this than be reported "Out of Ranks?"

Good old NBC chamber -

TAGS: nbc army
Rating: 4.7/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:38 pm
If you notice this is in Japan, and it's more like "There outlawing anime!!! NOOOOO!!!!"
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 9:54 pm
aaaahhh, the booger factory
koda5377 - May 29, 2014, 7:28 pm
Bahahaha Big babies! 74D for life!

Give it up for the rocket launcher! -

true companions -

Role reversal -

This is funny -

Planking in the motorpool -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.92/5

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skeleton army -

Feel that way sometimes!! -

TAGS: fail army
Rating: 4.67/5

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greenbailey85 - October 17, 2011, 4:27 pm
the rest of the guys are stupid. There going to be looking for army guys. (family guy)

Mother of god, what is this? -

TAGS: army rifle
Rating: 4.71/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 8:04 pm
Chuck Norris special
nicholsjoshua15 - January 29, 2014, 1:45 pm
I put a saw grip on you SAW, so your SAW would feel like a saw!
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 3:40 pm
It's compact awesome.

lol -

TAGS: army
Rating: 3.67/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:10 pm
Just goes to show you that at a certain point, Quantity possesses a quality all its own.
RangerDanger - March 18, 2013, 4:24 pm
Navy Seals actually had Army Rangers right outside of the Pakistani border, just in case the Pakistani military decided to fight back. And the mission was fielded by JSOC-Joint Special Ops Command. So the Navy wasn't the only branch involved.
asiandud3606 - December 11, 2012, 7:53 pm
Gaffafi stood and fought, Osama ran like a b**** to Pakistan
ike13d - December 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
Ya know what? on second thought disregard that just in case, because i don't like being wrong
ike13d - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
Hold-up, I'm pretty sure they looked in every branch and recruited the best of the best.
epimethius05 - December 5, 2011, 2:49 pm
Gaddafi was also the dictator of Libya for over 40 years
docsmith060708 - November 10, 2011, 1:18 pm
C'mon dude, really? funny and all, but at least get the service right. Army had nothing to do with that. All SEALS!!!

Buy it! -

How the hell did you guys do this!?! -

TAGS: army tank
Rating: 4.62/5

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50cal - August 5, 2013, 8:04 am

lol that is funny!
tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 10:41 pm
How? I thought you knew! Well, when a mommy tank and a daddy tank love each other very much....

Artillery -

TAGS: army redlegs
Rating: 5/5

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50cal - June 21, 2012, 11:33 am

Typo *** steel rain!
50cal - June 21, 2012, 11:33 am

Steal rain!

Pilots -

Army -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.64/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 1:42 am
Actually, this is get acquainted day as part of LGBT diversity training.

Handing over command -

There's your problem.... -

Damn bro.... -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.76/5

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North78 - April 1, 2012, 11:36 pm
Is that lady in left?
falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 6:37 pm
Double locked? d*** indeed.

Awesome gun monkey! -

TAGS: army monkey gun weapon
Rating: 4.93/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:57 pm
The gun is an accessory.

Vets -

Letters from home -

soldier flipping off the terrorist -

Funding cuts.... -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.93/5

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Tactical Retreat -

Lol -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.75/5

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Soldier up! -

That is epic! -

TAGS: gi hose army van win
Rating: 4.69/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 8:42 pm
due to budget cut

What an ad mistake! -

TAGS: fail ads army marines
Rating: 4.07/5

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armymike30 - June 21, 2014, 12:29 pm
it isn't a mistake, that is how the Army Reserve targets former Marines...

Awesome -

TAGS: army
Rating: 4.84/5

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arcticfalcon662 - September 26, 2012, 6:07 am

Service -

TAGS: army marines
Rating: 4.83/5

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GroPlea - July 14, 2012, 10:54 pm
Semper Fidelis Canini

Artillery -

Friends! -

TAGS: army monkey
Rating: 4.96/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 8:52 pm
the so called monkey on his back
MashiMashi - May 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
they use that particuliar peace of equipment to reach in the Anuses of Camels and mules to search for explosives.